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Microsoft Outlook Ruines Birthday
Very funny. This what happens when you use Microsoft Outlook as your email client.
http://www.labnol.org/internet/microsoft-outlook-ruins-birthday-cake/6824/
Useless and pointless facts
# The original game of "Monopoly" was circular.
# It costs more to buy a new car today in the United States than it cost Christopher Columbus to equip and undertake three voyages to and from the New World.
# One-fourth of the world's population lives on less than $200 a year.
# Ninety million people survive on less than $75 a year.
# The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
# The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
Employee Performance Results
Here's a couple of interesting and funny quotes from employee performance evaluations.
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
3. "This employee is not really so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
6. "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
7. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
